unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: churchrat)

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April

325,755 notes

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tittily:

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

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i hate everything u choose to be

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April

22,293 notes

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(Source: ughcallmelottie)

23

April

388,908 notes

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

23

April

73,885 notes

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nickiminajvevo:

when you see something you wanna reblog but refresh the page

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23

April

31,590 notes

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philcoulson:

when ur friends get sucked into marvel and ur sitting there like

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23

April

1,752 notes

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lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: cuntthatout)

23

April

422,375 notes

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capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

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April

21,533 notes

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(Source: thedailywhat)

23

April

157,342 notes

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tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

(Source: speedwag)

23

April

284,218 notes

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(Source: im-riversong)

23

April

3,563 notes

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newlists:

Touch the walls
Stare directly at Boris Johnson 
Talk in the Dick Van Dyke accent from Mary Poppins
Hail the tube as if it were a bus or cab
Hail a cab
Introduce smallpox to the population
Feed urban foxes after midnight
Take tube to Cockfosters solely to laugh at people who live in Cockfosters
Divert government funds to deprived areas of the country outside of Greater London
Cut the brakes on Boris Bikes
Refer to the Queen by any title other than ‘President’
Eat trash
Pay drug dealers in Scottish money
Prank-call oligarchs at their unoccupied, high-value second homes
Burn pedestrians using a magnifying glass from the top of Canary Wharf
Ask strangers when they gave up
Try to buy tickets to ‘the London game’
Resist the tide of gentrification 
Stage a coup to overthrow the Minister of Sound
Litter
Claim grime is dead 
Return Elgin Marbles and similar artifacts to their country of origin
Open every door in the Tower of London
Mount own artwork on the fourth plinth 
Contribute to knife crime epidemic 
Attempt ‘entire tube map pub crawl’
Quote Samuel Johnson (on any subject, ever). 

newlists:

  1. Touch the walls
  2. Stare directly at Boris Johnson 
  3. Talk in the Dick Van Dyke accent from Mary Poppins
  4. Hail the tube as if it were a bus or cab
  5. Hail a cab
  6. Introduce smallpox to the population
  7. Feed urban foxes after midnight
  8. Take tube to Cockfosters solely to laugh at people who live in Cockfosters
  9. Divert government funds to deprived areas of the country outside of Greater London
  10. Cut the brakes on Boris Bikes
  11. Refer to the Queen by any title other than ‘President’
  12. Eat trash
  13. Pay drug dealers in Scottish money
  14. Prank-call oligarchs at their unoccupied, high-value second homes
  15. Burn pedestrians using a magnifying glass from the top of Canary Wharf
  16. Ask strangers when they gave up
  17. Try to buy tickets to ‘the London game’
  18. Resist the tide of gentrification 
  19. Stage a coup to overthrow the Minister of Sound
  20. Litter
  21. Claim grime is dead 
  22. Return Elgin Marbles and similar artifacts to their country of origin
  23. Open every door in the Tower of London
  24. Mount own artwork on the fourth plinth 
  25. Contribute to knife crime epidemic 
  26. Attempt ‘entire tube map pub crawl’
  27. Quote Samuel Johnson (on any subject, ever). 

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April

302 notes

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genitaled:

when a hot person calls themselves ugly

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(Source: gaygrl)

23

April

155,671 notes

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(Source: stacksbreadup)

23

April

73,981 notes

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2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

23

April

44,621 notes

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